It's me, your local lame teen with too much time on their hands. As you know, this website is a jokey "storefront" for stuff I'm actually happy to do for little to no money - kind of the online equivalent of a kid sitting behind a cardboard box on their front lawn. If you were actually hoping to contact me with some sort of real employment offer, awesome! This isn't the right place though.
Directory
Home Page: links to all the other pages.
Wares: real physical "goods" that I make, with "price" listings for each kind of item.
Services: my talents are not limited to making trinkets! Here, find the "price" listings for stuff like a poem, a character concept, and more.
How to Contact Me: the rules about when, how, and why to email my super professional business email.
Terms and Conditions: more details on how I price my wares and services.